Friday, August 14, 2015

Hamburg! We are coming for you!

That's right!! Be aware, Hamburgers! Mr. Jakub Settgast and myself, Uncle Allan, will do a short take-over of the infamous Black Hole Tattoo. Mr Dettmer is out so we decided to invade the shop for a week. This take-over will take place from the 24th - 27th of August. So if you wanna get some tattoos done while we are in town then shoot us a mail to book!

To book with Uncle Allan email:

To book with Jakub email:

See you soon!!

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Uncle Allan bookings

What's up people!!

I, Uncle Allan, have too many stupid open dates I need to fill up.
You can book an appointment for the rest of the year right now if you want to, I just want to stress that there is openings in August and October that I need to fill. I know that September is between August and October but that is already filled.

So email
to book your appointment now!

Tuesday, June 16, 2015


Howdy all!
Exciting news to tell you! Pheeeeew!!
First of all, if you havn't already been to the Uncle Allan blog, then you should go there RIGHT now. There is a special offer for bookings in June and July so go check that out. Did I mention... FREE STUFF??? Check it out here!

free stuff.

There is also some exciting news about walk-in days coming up. There is some cool designs to choose from already but I will be working on new designs while waiting for you so there is a chance to get some flash done before anyone else got to see them. Just as soon as they are drawn, they will be ready to get tattooed! So come see me on Saturday (the 20th) from 12:00-17:00 and also monday to Wednesday (22nd-24th) from 12:00-19:00

Should I get fully booked for any of these days I will post it on the blog or on my twitter so you can always check in before coming here. If no one books in for these days it free for all. Just drop by and get tattooed. I hope to get to do some fun cool tattoos!

I have just added a few new originals to the Big Cartel shop so go check them out... and keep an eye on the shop in the near future... there could be prints coming soon... I hope.

I also want to remind you that we got a bunch of cool guests joining us and that there still is some spots available so scroll down to the last post and check them out.

Lastly I want to remind you all, that I have opened up for bookings, for the rest of the year. I have realised that most of you who travels here to get tattooed, needs way more that these two month to book your trips and therefor I won't be using that system anymore...Ohhh well... on to the next.
I have also realised that there should be room for you who just happens to be in Berlin without months of notice. So give it a shot... send me a mail to see if we can move something around and find a spot.

There is a few more things I want to put out there but I am afraid it will have to wait just a few more days... Come back soon, yeah?

Saturday, June 6, 2015

Next Batch Of Cool Guests For Ya'll!!

It's a pleasure to announce this next batch of Guests that we have lined up for you all. I hope you won't sleep on these cool cats, so get on it people. Some of them is already getting booked up while I am writing this post so go go go... Book those appointments!

First off we have our regular guest and awesome friend:

June 24th - 27th

To book an appointment email him at

Up next will be a cool guy I had the pleasure of tattooing back in Japan some years ago. It will be fun to have him working with us.

June 30th - July 3rd.

 To book with Scott contact him on

Last one in this batch is a good dude I had the pleasure of tattooing in New York. Gonna be cool to have him with us.

July 14th - 16th

To get an appointment with Kirk email him at

We are looking forward to work alongside these guys and hope that we will get to see a lot of new and old customers getting tattooed by these guys while they are here. 

I have been getting a lot of emails about guest spots lately. As much as we love having guests working with us, it is also difficult to have new people we don't know, working here and more so, hard to find customers for them, specially since we are more or less a private studio. So please understand that it might not be possible to get a spot here unless we already know you and if you are able to get your own clients. We love having a busy studio with different artist working with us but we want to make sure that it is a pleasent time for both the guest and us and clients. So please be understanding if we reject your request for a spot here.

There is going to be more cool people visiting later in the year but one thing at the time so you will have to check in again later for more info.

That's it for this time... more soon!


Thursday, April 16, 2015


Hey Ya'll!

Thanks to the ever hard working, social media pro, Jakub Settgast, the Conspiracy Inc. now has a working Facebook. Me, Allan, still don't have one and won't get one either so this is the closest you get to have Facebook updates on what is going on. Jakub will post updates about cancelations, guest artists and what else is going on there.
So go follow or "like" or what ever.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Wizards Gathering

Hey folks! 
It has been a while. Sorry about that. But here we are again. Together again. This time with more guest artist news. 
As if March wasn't already star-packed with amazing guest artists, we will have the pleasure of hosting our good friend, David aka The Dino Baby and live from New York City, Derek Martinez. In April we have added the swedish wizard Zlogthorn who goes by the civil name of Max Petersson.
I guess its time to show a bit of the magic these tat-wizards a capable of.

This week from the 7th till the 10th of March: The Dino Baby

For appointments email him at

From the 22nd till the 24th of March Derek Martinez

For appointments email him at

In April from the 16th till the 19th we have Max Aka Zlugthorn.

For appointment email him at

Don't sleep on this mad magicians. Got on it peeps! Come have fun and get some sweeeeeet tattyzapz!!

I, Uncle Allan, have a few new guestspots and conventions lined up. 

From the 29th of April till the 18th of May I will be back with my Japanese family in Tokyo, Inkrat. Email Hata at to book an appointment with me and send me a mail with your ideas and questions. 

For the first time I will make a Canadian appearance. I am stoked to be working the Montreal Art Tattoo Show from the 11th-13th of September. 

After Montreal I will go back to my homies in New York at Red Rocket Tattoo until me and Adam will head to London for the convention there. PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BOOK ANY OF THESE SPOTS YET... MORE INFO WILL FOLLOW WHEN I KNOW HOW TO BOOK. So keep an eye on this or my own blog for how and when to book for Montreal, New York and London.

Last but not least... NORWAY!!!

On the 13th - 16th of November I will be working the Blekkmetal event in Bergen Norway. I am very excited to be a part of this mix of tattooing and black metal. Follow them here for more info as it gets published. Taake is already confirmed and many many more great bands is to follow. I will also be posting more about this as we get closer. So check my blog for updates on my part in this event.

Ok that is it for now. 

More news soon, as we are giving the shop a makeover.

Friday, January 9, 2015

Worlds BIGGEST set of flash

So... Lately we have gotten quiet a lot of emails with questions like: "Is it true that this new set of flash from Jakub Settgast is the biggest set of flash ever made?" and "Did Jakub really travel back in time to get these amazing flash sheets as authentic as possible?" and "Is it true that Jakub used real burned Harley Davidson tires for ink making this shit cool set of flash?" and "Does Jakub Settgast have a Bigcartel store where I can spend my money?" and "Will I get more tail if I have this new set of flash hanging on my walls?"
To all of these questions I have to answer... Yes! Yes it is true... except the part about being the biggest set of flash, ever... that might not be true...
But what I have been asked the most has to be "so where can I buy this amazing new flash set from Jakub Settgast?" and yes I do have an answer for that one too.
Right HERE!
... In case you didn't get, that "here" is a link, then here is the address:

Here is a small preview of this old school piece of awesomeness that is the new set of flash from Jakub Settgast.

.... While we are at it... I too have some new stuff on the Conspiracy Inc. Bigcartel. These two naughty girls was supposed to be a part of a Ménege à trois of dirty paintings, a sexual trilogy... or just a series of 3 dirty paintings. Well, he changed his mind so now they are up for grabs.
So get your perv on and go to the webstore... HERE!
... again for the ones who didn't get that "here" is a link, here is the address

So that sums it up for this blog post. Good night and stay safe out there... and also stay classy... and..
well... see you soon

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Bye bye 2014

This is it! 2014... done!! NEXT!!!

There is many things that could be said about 2014 and Conspiracy Inc. but why dwell on the past when there is so many things to look forward to in 2015? 
I do want to thank all the customers who came and got tattooed at Conspiracy, be by the permanent crew or guest artists. Also a huge thanks to the awesome people we have had visiting here and working with us. I hope that 2015 will bring more guests and life to the shop... I already have some good news for you guys later in this post... Be patient. So, Thanks to everybody who visited and supported Conspiracy Inc. and I hope to see you in 2015.

There will be many new and exciting changes in the new year. First of all we have the new kid on the block, Jakub. We are planning on making new Conspiracy history together, just you wait and see!! We will soon reveal some of our plans so stay tuned. 

I wish I could reveal it all right now but everything at the right time so the plans have to stay in my head for a bit longer. 

BUT!!! Guests!! Back to the guests!!! The year hasn't even started yet but so many exciting people are already lined up to greet you in the new year. I hope that you will all come by and see them and get tattooed by them. I am very excited about all the life and buzz there will be in the shop already in the first few months of this new year. The year I am hoping will set Conspiracy Inc. back on track towards WORLD DOMINATION!!! 

Sooo here is who we have planned so far:

22-25th of January

He still have some openings on Thursday the 22nd and one Friday the 23rdin the afternoon so email him for booking at

I am excited to have one of my best friends back for most of March:
3rd-31st of March

Nick is pretty much all booked up but have a few openings between the 26th and the 31st so email him at
to get an appointment. 

March sure will be busy... 


18th-21st of March

Danielles work:

and Jay's work:

For bookings email them at:

That is just the beginning and we are looking forward to have more friends working with us and to give you the opportunity to get work done by many amazing artists. 

In Febuary i, Uncle Allan, will be working on the Brighton Tattoo convention. There will be no booking for this, just drop by and see what premade designs I have ready to tattoo.
I'm looking forward to be back at this convention and I hope that the weather will be better this time so more of you people will have the chance to go. 

So... here we are... I wish you all a 
Happy New Year! 

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Here goes the neighborhood

I guess it is about time we introduce the newest addition to the ever changing Conspiracy family. He has now been with us for a month and I still don't want to kill him so I think I'll keep him...for now...
Let me intruduce.... 
Mr. Jakub Settgast

As you can see above, we are dealing with one bad mofo. A speed devil, a free spirit, a lone rider (when he isn't riding with his wife and two kids) and a all around tough guy! 
I first met Jakub about 8 years ago when he was a smaller, more emo version of the bad ass we see today. He came to get tattooed by me in Copenhagen and now many years later and in a different country, I have the pleasure to tattoo beside him.

  I am happy that he is a better tattooer than photo editor, so here is a small selection of photos of his work and there is more to be found in his tab in the top of the page.

Allthough he is all about Harley Davidsons and boobies and Death Metal, he still have a soft spot for Robyn so I will end this post with a little video to say welcome to Conspiracy Inc.