Thursday, April 16, 2015


Hey Ya'll!

Thanks to the ever hard working, social media pro, Jakub Settgast, the Conspiracy Inc. now has a working Facebook. Me, Allan, still don't have one and won't get one either so this is the closest you get to have Facebook updates on what is going on. Jakub will post updates about cancelations, guest artists and what else is going on there.
So go follow or "like" or what ever.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Wizards Gathering

Hey folks! 
It has been a while. Sorry about that. But here we are again. Together again. This time with more guest artist news. 
As if March wasn't already star-packed with amazing guest artists, we will have the pleasure of hosting our good friend, David aka The Dino Baby and live from New York City, Derek Martinez. In April we have added the swedish wizard Zlogthorn who goes by the civil name of Max Petersson.
I guess its time to show a bit of the magic these tat-wizards a capable of.

This week from the 7th till the 10th of March: The Dino Baby

For appointments email him at

From the 22nd till the 24th of March Derek Martinez

For appointments email him at

In April from the 16th till the 19th we have Max Aka Zlugthorn.

For appointment email him at

Don't sleep on this mad magicians. Got on it peeps! Come have fun and get some sweeeeeet tattyzapz!!

I, Uncle Allan, have a few new guestspots and conventions lined up. 

From the 29th of April till the 18th of May I will be back with my Japanese family in Tokyo, Inkrat. Email Hata at to book an appointment with me and send me a mail with your ideas and questions. 

For the first time I will make a Canadian appearance. I am stoked to be working the Montreal Art Tattoo Show from the 11th-13th of September. 

After Montreal I will go back to my homies in New York at Red Rocket Tattoo until me and Adam will head to London for the convention there. PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BOOK ANY OF THESE SPOTS YET... MORE INFO WILL FOLLOW WHEN I KNOW HOW TO BOOK. So keep an eye on this or my own blog for how and when to book for Montreal, New York and London.

Last but not least... NORWAY!!!

On the 13th - 16th of November I will be working the Blekkmetal event in Bergen Norway. I am very excited to be a part of this mix of tattooing and black metal. Follow them here for more info as it gets published. Taake is already confirmed and many many more great bands is to follow. I will also be posting more about this as we get closer. So check my blog for updates on my part in this event.

Ok that is it for now. 

More news soon, as we are giving the shop a makeover.

Friday, January 9, 2015

Worlds BIGGEST set of flash

So... Lately we have gotten quiet a lot of emails with questions like: "Is it true that this new set of flash from Jakub Settgast is the biggest set of flash ever made?" and "Did Jakub really travel back in time to get these amazing flash sheets as authentic as possible?" and "Is it true that Jakub used real burned Harley Davidson tires for ink making this shit cool set of flash?" and "Does Jakub Settgast have a Bigcartel store where I can spend my money?" and "Will I get more tail if I have this new set of flash hanging on my walls?"
To all of these questions I have to answer... Yes! Yes it is true... except the part about being the biggest set of flash, ever... that might not be true...
But what I have been asked the most has to be "so where can I buy this amazing new flash set from Jakub Settgast?" and yes I do have an answer for that one too.
Right HERE!
... In case you didn't get, that "here" is a link, then here is the address:

Here is a small preview of this old school piece of awesomeness that is the new set of flash from Jakub Settgast.

.... While we are at it... I too have some new stuff on the Conspiracy Inc. Bigcartel. These two naughty girls was supposed to be a part of a Ménege à trois of dirty paintings, a sexual trilogy... or just a series of 3 dirty paintings. Well, he changed his mind so now they are up for grabs.
So get your perv on and go to the webstore... HERE!
... again for the ones who didn't get that "here" is a link, here is the address

So that sums it up for this blog post. Good night and stay safe out there... and also stay classy... and..
well... see you soon

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Bye bye 2014

This is it! 2014... done!! NEXT!!!

There is many things that could be said about 2014 and Conspiracy Inc. but why dwell on the past when there is so many things to look forward to in 2015? 
I do want to thank all the customers who came and got tattooed at Conspiracy, be by the permanent crew or guest artists. Also a huge thanks to the awesome people we have had visiting here and working with us. I hope that 2015 will bring more guests and life to the shop... I already have some good news for you guys later in this post... Be patient. So, Thanks to everybody who visited and supported Conspiracy Inc. and I hope to see you in 2015.

There will be many new and exciting changes in the new year. First of all we have the new kid on the block, Jakub. We are planning on making new Conspiracy history together, just you wait and see!! We will soon reveal some of our plans so stay tuned. 

I wish I could reveal it all right now but everything at the right time so the plans have to stay in my head for a bit longer. 

BUT!!! Guests!! Back to the guests!!! The year hasn't even started yet but so many exciting people are already lined up to greet you in the new year. I hope that you will all come by and see them and get tattooed by them. I am very excited about all the life and buzz there will be in the shop already in the first few months of this new year. The year I am hoping will set Conspiracy Inc. back on track towards WORLD DOMINATION!!! 

Sooo here is who we have planned so far:

22-25th of January

He still have some openings on Thursday the 22nd and one Friday the 23rdin the afternoon so email him for booking at

I am excited to have one of my best friends back for most of March:
3rd-31st of March

Nick is pretty much all booked up but have a few openings between the 26th and the 31st so email him at
to get an appointment. 

March sure will be busy... 


18th-21st of March

Danielles work:

and Jay's work:

For bookings email them at:

That is just the beginning and we are looking forward to have more friends working with us and to give you the opportunity to get work done by many amazing artists. 

In Febuary i, Uncle Allan, will be working on the Brighton Tattoo convention. There will be no booking for this, just drop by and see what premade designs I have ready to tattoo.
I'm looking forward to be back at this convention and I hope that the weather will be better this time so more of you people will have the chance to go. 

So... here we are... I wish you all a 
Happy New Year! 

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Here goes the neighborhood

I guess it is about time we introduce the newest addition to the ever changing Conspiracy family. He has now been with us for a month and I still don't want to kill him so I think I'll keep him...for now...
Let me intruduce.... 
Mr. Jakub Settgast

As you can see above, we are dealing with one bad mofo. A speed devil, a free spirit, a lone rider (when he isn't riding with his wife and two kids) and a all around tough guy! 
I first met Jakub about 8 years ago when he was a smaller, more emo version of the bad ass we see today. He came to get tattooed by me in Copenhagen and now many years later and in a different country, I have the pleasure to tattoo beside him.

  I am happy that he is a better tattooer than photo editor, so here is a small selection of photos of his work and there is more to be found in his tab in the top of the page.

Allthough he is all about Harley Davidsons and boobies and Death Metal, he still have a soft spot for Robyn so I will end this post with a little video to say welcome to Conspiracy Inc.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

The Blog Lives On

I know that I, Uncle Allan, isn't exactly known for my many updates on my own blog, BUT.... I will do my best to keep this blog alive. Flora Amalie, who has been the blog wiz, won't be with us here at Conspiracy Inc. tattoo any more but this here blog will still function as a place to find information and news about both permanent artists and guests, events and other exciting news. So don't give up on this here blog just yet.
I have been trying, for the last couple of hours, to figure out how to work this blog and I seem to have figured a couple of things out already. My Bio will be updated soon, but I have already added some new photos to my tab. There will soon be a new tab for our new Artist, Jakub Settgast...more about him soon too. There has been added some previews of the new T-shirts avalieable in the merch section and I also updated the news. I know it doesn't seem like much but I'm pretty happy I got this far on a sunday afternoon.
There will be plenty of updates in the near future and much is going on at the shop so keep an eye on this blog to find out what new Conspiracies we are working on.

No blog post without a picture so here is a photo of some of the paintings that will be hanging at Dodo Beach Records till the end of January. Dodo beach is a cool vinyl store close to Conspiracy Inc. so if you have a bit of extra time before or after your appointment here, then go check out their selection of cool vinyls and my contribution to the decor for the next couple of months. There is new paintings of some of my favorite musicians, artwork I did for bands, and photos of different bands I have taken. So please go take a look and maybe buy a print or a painting or maybe just a couple of records.

   I am pretty sure I won't be able to do as good a job on this blog as Amalie have done so far but I will try my best. 
 We all wish her the best in the future.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Thank you and goodbye ❤

Dearest readers of this blog, and clients of Conspiracy Inc.

I'm sad to have to announce that i am no longer going to be working at Conspiracy Inc.
As most of you know, me and Allan split up earlier in the year, and while we initially planned on keeping the shop together, we've had to realize that it's just not working out.

I've had over 10 awesome years at three different locations, in two different countries, and it's been a fucking blast.
I've loved managing the shop, being part of the process of building and decorating each shop, taking pictures for the instagram, and just being a part of making the studio what it is today.
Hell, i even enjoyed the tube cleaning years!
But most of all getting to know so many awesome people.

Conspiracy Inc. has the worlds best clients, who've always been extremely generous and thoughtful, and i'm happy to have met them all, and to have the privilege of calling some of them my friends.

I started writing this blog way back in 2009, and whether you just come for the guest artist updates, pop by in a while to see what's new, or have been with me from the start; thanks so much for reading!

I wish Allan and his crew all the best in the future.

Ps. To make bookings easier, please write to: to book with Uncle Allan to book with Wendy Pham to book with Matthew Gordon
and to book with new guy Jakub Settgast

I could have posted any picture here, but i want you to remember me like this, dear readers: commanding a space ship while wearing Jeffrey Campbell's

Friday, November 14, 2014

Dino invasion!

Finally (finally!) our former colleague, and current friend, from the land of Copenhagen, the mighty Dino Baby, is coming to visit us again in Berlin, and this time he will be tattooing as well!

He will be at the shop from November 29th until December 7th, and if you would like to get tattooed by him during that time, send an email to and he will book you right in.

Friday, October 31, 2014

December guests and other news

As you probably know, if you've been keeping up with the blog, Uncle Allan is currently in Japan.
What you might not know is that he has a few spots open at Inkrat in November!
So hurry up and send him a mail if you wanna grab one:
We have also started booking for January, so if you wanna get tattooed by Uncle Allan in Berlin this winter, go ahead and email us now.

Now to the guest part of the post!
In December we have the pleasure of once again welcoming Nil Marques to the shop.
He'll be here on the 8th and 9th of December, and you can book with him by sending an email to
As always, please include your ideas for the design, placement, budget and preferred date and i'll hook you up!
See more of his work on the instagrams.

Oh, you thought that was it?
Lol, nope...
Yesterday i got confirmation that everyone's favorite tattooer/publisher/international man of mystery/babybird, Electric Pick, is coming back to Berlin in March!
If you have a piece in progress, you can email him to secure your spot right away, everyone else can start emailing him this Saturday when official booking starts:

We also currently have Jakub Settgast with us, so go check out his stuff on instagram, and send him an email if you wanna get tattooed.
Holy shit, do you have options, huh?

Ok, so i'm just gonna go ahead and assume you're all familiar with Uncle Allan and Electric Pick's work, so here are a few tattoos by Nil.

Stay tuned for more news!!

Monday, September 29, 2014

New stuffs!

Just a quick little post to let you know that a) we have added two new limited Uncle Allan prints to the shop, and b) Jamie still has appointments available for this and next week.
Yup, that is it!
See and purchase prints in our big cartel shop, and read this post to read more about Jamie and Dean's guest spot.