Friday, June 12, 2009

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Break time

We're taking a small break from booking new clients for Uncle Allan.
Old ones too for that matter.

So, if you want to book an appointment, please contact us (conspiracyinctattoo@gmail.com) after July 1st.

Thanks!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

How to book for the 2009 London Convention

On the 25th, 26th and 27th of September 2009 we, Allan and Amalie, will be attending the 5th London Tattoo Convention.

Last year at the London Convention, Allan had some rules for how to book an appointment for the show.
These rules were made so we could make sure that Allan would get to do fun pieces that wouldn't break his back and put him in a bad mood.
And also to make sure that the pieces he'd start at the show would get finished there too.

And it worked out really well last year.
People came up with some great ideas, Allan had a good convention and got to do some awesome tattoos on some great people.
And that's why we'll be doing the same at this years convention!

So these are the rules for this years London Convention, please read them before writing us:

1) You can write us between the 10th of July and the 1st of August with your request.
After the 1st Allan will go through the mails and pick out those he'd like to do at the show.
You can write to a@uncleallan.com or conspiracyinctattoo@gmail.com.
We won't reply to any mails until after the 1st of August, when Allan has had a chance to look through the mails.

2) Allan won't be doing necks, ribs, stomachs, hands or insides of upper arm.
These are all places that suck to do on a convention.
If you wanted one of those spots, sorry.
There are usually no good chairs or beds at conventions and that makes these spots hard to do, for both Allan and the client, so he won't do them.

3) Try to think of something really fun to do.
Allan will pick the craziest idea, and the ones he thinks will be the most fun to do.
So think about something that hasn't been done 10000 times already.

He always loves to do animals, strange things and objects, traditional/old school portraits, and of course roses, but try to surprise him and come up with something truly original.
There is nothing wrong with hourglasses and owls, but they have been done a gizzilion times and he'll most likely do them a gizzilion more times at the studio, so try to think of something new.

4) It has to be something that can be finished in max. 4 hours.

5) Only write if you are really sure that you can make it!
We don't want to waste time emailing and scheduling people who'll cancel at the last minute, so if you aren't sure that you can afford it or make it there, then don't bother writing.
There are other people who are sure, so don't waste their chance of getting tattooed.

6) Include this information in your mail:
-Basic idea of what you want
-Where on the body
-What size
-Anything else you think Allan will need to know in order to make your tattoo

Remember that it is between the 10th of July and the 1st of August that you can write.
Do NOT email us before the 10th.
Your mail will probably be forgotten, so if you aren't sure about what date it is then just wait a day.
I won't decide right away any way and it's not about who writes first.

Thanks for your cooperation and we look forward to hearing your ideas!

Even the good old spots, like a lower arm, can be awkward to do at conventions!

Ps. Allan won't be doing a guestspot anywhere in the UK before or after the convention.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

E.P. NEWS >>>> MAY-HEM !!

From the office of blood , sweat and tears !!

Ladies and gentlemen , welcome to May ! A surprisingly very hot month for us , people of the rainy island kingdom !!

Behold ... If ever you were interested in dropping by to see me on one of these fine May days ( Double espresso / Black Black thanks ) ... Here's my schedule of attendance at the Nansensgade 52 office !!


Thursday the 7th of May (from 4 till pretty late)
Friday the 8th of May (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 14th of May (from 2 till late)
Friday the 15thof May (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 21st of May (from 2 till late)
Friday the 22nd of May (from 2 till late)
Saturday the 23rd of May (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 28th of May (from 2 till late)



Still booking every continuing session on every second 25th / 2 months ahead ( Next time : On the 25th of May for July and August ) !! And still taking project submissions for new pieces at any time ( For a spot on the waiting list ( Approx. 9 to 12 months now !))

Stay safe out there and stay away from people who sneeze in the bus !!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

First week back

Phew, it's been rough coming back from Japan this time.
We miss Tokyo so much, and i'm having some serious onigiri withdrawals already.
Rough i tell ya.

But the weather has been great, the warmest April in years (or is it ever?) and that always helps, right?
In fact it's been so great, that the local drunks seem to think summer is here already, and so it's that time of year where they come into the shop, and rant about some tattoo they're never gonna get.
Note to all summer-drunk people of Copenhagen: We will not tattoo you!

Even after you sober up, and maybe still want to get tattooed, we're all booked up for the summer (and beyond).
So book a time well in advance and maybe next summer you can look all fancy with your shirt off!

To all the sober clients and friends, you can now enjoy a cup of coffee outside in the sunshine.
Yes, we've taken out the summer furniture again, so come by and try it out for yourself.

Me and Allan having a bagel break in the sun

Allan is back to working monday to friday and Nicks May attendance will be posted here soon (right Nick?).
No tattoo pictures today, but go check Allans blog for some of that good made-in-Japan stuff!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A little late, but hey!

I believe i promised to post a picture of the finished peacock sleeve.
I actually didn't think i'd have a chance to do it until after Japan, but whaddayaknow, Allan brought along the right memory card!

So here:


I'll post some fresh made in Japan tattoos here soon, in the meantime you can check out Allans blog, and mine, for updates about our Japanese adventures.

Monday, March 23, 2009

E.P. NEWS >>>> GOLDEN POST-IT !

From the Conspiracy with love // !

A simple reminder to all E-P tat-a-magic interested folks out there !! For all of you who have a piece started and would like a date to pursue this wonderful endeavour in May and/or June ! The 25th of March's the day to enquire about it !! Do it directly through : pick@electricpick ! For all of you who would like to start a new one , apply for the waiting list with your submission at anytime at the same address !!

Also in the news >>>> Here's my April schedule of attendance at the Conspiracy :

Thursday the 2nd of April (from 2 till late)
Friday the 3rd of April (from 2 till late)
Saturday the 4th of April (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 9th of April (from 2 till late)
Friday the 10th of April (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 16th of April (from 2 till late)
Friday the 17th of April (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 23rd of April (from 2 till late)
Friday the 24th of April (from 2 till late)
Saturday the 25th of April (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 30th of April (from 2 till late)





For any other questions not listed on the bellow F.A.Q. section , e-mail me at: pick@electricpick.com


F.A.Q. section :

Q: I was wondering if I could drop by one of these days with coffee and was also wondering what kind of coffee you would like ?
A: Absolutely ! Double espresso/black black !





E.P. >>>>> Out !

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Japan, soon!

In less than two days we'll be off to Japan, our most favorite place in the world.
We're not sure what our internet situation will be like yet, but not to worry, we'll find a way to keep you guys updated.
In the meantime, Nick will be at home, watching the Conspiracy.
Make sure you drop by with some coffee once in a while, so he doesn't get too lonely.

Kyoto, last year
Tokyo, last year

Ps. We're back at work around the 28th of April, so if you need to contact us, please wait until after we're back.
I won't be booking any new clients for Allan while we're gone.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Look, a wabbit!

Here's a sweet piece that Allan did oooon tuesday? Maybe?
Anyway, it's awfully cute, don't you think?

Kudos to our girl Sascha for sitting still for about four hours, good job!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Welcome to the lounge

Mondays aren't always bad.
Especially if you can hang out in a nice, warm shop all day.

Today i didn't even open my computer.
Instead i had a "do-random-practical-stuff-around-the-shop-and-also-drink-lost-of-coffee" day.
So, i hung some paintings and cleaned up in places that hadn't been cleaned in a while.
Stuff like that.

But this post isn't really about me and my non-eventful day (sigh of relief from all readers).
No, it's (mostly) about one the the things i put up on the wall.
See, our second customer of the day had made a super realistic portrait of Allan, as a present.
Nice, right? We thought so.
It's done on a computer or something like that, pretty fancy stuff.

Without further ado (there's been enough ado already, wouldn't you say?), i give you Johann's antlered masterpiece:

And here's the artist himself, at the end of what will possibly be the final session on his awesome, and now also signed, sleeve*

Ok, i did do one more thing on my "do-random-practical-stuff-around-the-shop-and-also-drink-lost-of-coffee" day that i wanted to blog about.
The other day me and Allan bought some seat cushions that i stitched together to make one large super cushion, and today we brought it/them to the shop.
It now lives in the workroom, where i've been hanging out all day, cause it's just so damn comfortable.
And it's right next to the radiator too, so it's super warm.
Tomorrow i'm putting up some blinds, so we don't have to drag the screen out from the back room every time someone has to get partially naked.

The new lounge area, featuring the new artwork. The baskets are for the customers clothes and other personal items (another new thing we're trying out)

*Check Allans blog for pictures of the finished tattoo, they should be on their way

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The gang's all here

Last week me and Allan went shopping at Tiger (an everything-for-10 kr. store we have here in Denmark) and there we found the last three "The Tick" action figures we were missing.
We've had Captain Liberty for some time now, and boy has it been lonely at the shop for her.

So, today, after eating a late dinner at the shop, we finally decided to take the three new ones out of the box and join their superhero buddy on the shelf of goodness and selfless deeds!

Nick adjusting Batmanuels cellphone, right under the no-cellphone sign
Here they come to save the daaaay!
Oh, and tattoos were also made at the shop today.
Here's what Nick did today and here's one of the three pieces Allan did.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Decoration dreamin'

Ever since we decided that May was gonna be shop makeover month, i've been thinking about painting, putting up wallpaper (which i really hate doing, by the way), moving around the furniture, buying new stuff and putting up new art work.
But, to be honest, mostly wallpaper.
I pretty much wanna put up wallpaper everywhere.

This is the shop where we're gonna buy whatever wallpaper we decide to get.
They have a lot more at their showroom on Østerbro, but just looking at the website is pretty inspiring.

Maybe the shop will end up looking like this once we're done?
Or this?

Ok, maybe not, but there will be wallpaper and it will be magnificent!
And it's nice to have something AFTER Japan to look forward to.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Poland in the house

One in three tattoos done at the shop thursday and friday on some very nice, cake-bringing polish friends.

To check out the other two click here and here!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Dear Blogger dot com

We really, really HATE the new "followers" layout.
The old one was just fine, discreet even, and this new one is hideous, clumsy and doesn't go with the blogger look at all.
Please, please fix this.

Love,
Conspiracy Inc.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

HARD AT WORK !

Part one of many more to come : I've decided to use this space to , among other things , post my work months at the shop so that if ever you were to drop by the Conspiracy to see me with some coffee (double espresso/black for me thanks) ... You'd know when to do it ! Smart right ? So I'll try to do this regularly , I was thinking every month !!

So if ever you happened to be in the hood ... My March schedule of attendance at the office of blood sweat and tears is :

Thursday the 26th of Feb. (from 2 till late)
Friday the 27th of Feb. (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 5th of March (from2 till late)
Friday the 6th of March (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 12th of March (from 2 till late)
Friday the 13th of March (from 2 till late)
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Thursday the 19th of March (from 2 till very late)
Friday the 20th of March (from 2 till late)
Saturday the 21st of March (from 2 till not so late)
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Thursday the 26th of March (from 2 till late)
Friday the 27th of March (from 2 till late)




For any other enquiry : pick@electricpick.com



EP >>>>> Out !

FILLING THE FOLIO [Part deux]

One 8 hour shot done on my last trip to magical Hong Kong ! Behold the Mecha-Mao-Zilla !!



Sleeve started in 2007 and just finished and all touched-up las February 09 ! Ninja Thomas's war !!



One shot from the end of last year (08) ! This hot fish-maiden and her last meal !

FILLING THE FOLIO [Part one]

First installment of a series of posts I'll be making to fill up the shop's vault of tat-a-goodness !

Rose on a neck ! An old classic re-nipped and done in late 08 !!








El Presidente , the one the only !! Sweet spontaneous two shot from 08 !!






One shot done on my last visit to Richmond VA ( Summer 08 ) ... No worries !! This robot's a gentleman !!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Backpiece day at Conspiracy Inc.

First up Tina, who had her first session in a very, very long time.
As you can see, a large part is still not done, but she's pretty tough, so hopefully this piece will be finished in July.

And after her came Morten, who don't technically have a backpiece, more like a large back tattoo, but who cares!
This time they finished all the black, so with the help of some painkillers and Baldrian pills, the next session will hopefully be his last.
Up next, his arms.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Milaaano

Here's one of the four tattoos Allan did at the Milan convention last weekend.
Want more?
Go check out the rest here!