Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Bye bye 2014

This is it! 2014... done!! NEXT!!!

There is many things that could be said about 2014 and Conspiracy Inc. but why dwell on the past when there is so many things to look forward to in 2015? 
I do want to thank all the customers who came and got tattooed at Conspiracy, be by the permanent crew or guest artists. Also a huge thanks to the awesome people we have had visiting here and working with us. I hope that 2015 will bring more guests and life to the shop... I already have some good news for you guys later in this post... Be patient. So, Thanks to everybody who visited and supported Conspiracy Inc. and I hope to see you in 2015.

There will be many new and exciting changes in the new year. First of all we have the new kid on the block, Jakub. We are planning on making new Conspiracy history together, just you wait and see!! We will soon reveal some of our plans so stay tuned. 

I wish I could reveal it all right now but everything at the right time so the plans have to stay in my head for a bit longer. 

BUT!!! Guests!! Back to the guests!!! The year hasn't even started yet but so many exciting people are already lined up to greet you in the new year. I hope that you will all come by and see them and get tattooed by them. I am very excited about all the life and buzz there will be in the shop already in the first few months of this new year. The year I am hoping will set Conspiracy Inc. back on track towards WORLD DOMINATION!!! 

Sooo here is who we have planned so far:

22-25th of January

He still have some openings on Thursday the 22nd and one Friday the 23rdin the afternoon so email him for booking at thevagranthearth@gmail.com

I am excited to have one of my best friends back for most of March:
3rd-31st of March

Nick is pretty much all booked up but have a few openings between the 26th and the 31st so email him at
to get an appointment. 

March sure will be busy... 


18th-21st of March

Danielles work:

and Jay's work:

For bookings email them at:

That is just the beginning and we are looking forward to have more friends working with us and to give you the opportunity to get work done by many amazing artists. 

In Febuary i, Uncle Allan, will be working on the Brighton Tattoo convention. There will be no booking for this, just drop by and see what premade designs I have ready to tattoo.
I'm looking forward to be back at this convention and I hope that the weather will be better this time so more of you people will have the chance to go. 

So... here we are... I wish you all a 
Happy New Year! 

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Here goes the neighborhood

I guess it is about time we introduce the newest addition to the ever changing Conspiracy family. He has now been with us for a month and I still don't want to kill him so I think I'll keep him...for now...
Let me intruduce.... 
Mr. Jakub Settgast

As you can see above, we are dealing with one bad mofo. A speed devil, a free spirit, a lone rider (when he isn't riding with his wife and two kids) and a all around tough guy! 
I first met Jakub about 8 years ago when he was a smaller, more emo version of the bad ass we see today. He came to get tattooed by me in Copenhagen and now many years later and in a different country, I have the pleasure to tattoo beside him.

  I am happy that he is a better tattooer than photo editor, so here is a small selection of photos of his work and there is more to be found in his tab in the top of the page.

Allthough he is all about Harley Davidsons and boobies and Death Metal, he still have a soft spot for Robyn so I will end this post with a little video to say welcome to Conspiracy Inc.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

The Blog Lives On

I know that I, Uncle Allan, isn't exactly known for my many updates on my own blog, BUT.... I will do my best to keep this blog alive. Flora Amalie, who has been the blog wiz, won't be with us here at Conspiracy Inc. tattoo any more but this here blog will still function as a place to find information and news about both permanent artists and guests, events and other exciting news. So don't give up on this here blog just yet.
I have been trying, for the last couple of hours, to figure out how to work this blog and I seem to have figured a couple of things out already. My Bio will be updated soon, but I have already added some new photos to my tab. There will soon be a new tab for our new Artist, Jakub Settgast...more about him soon too. There has been added some previews of the new T-shirts avalieable in the merch section and I also updated the news. I know it doesn't seem like much but I'm pretty happy I got this far on a sunday afternoon.
There will be plenty of updates in the near future and much is going on at the shop so keep an eye on this blog to find out what new Conspiracies we are working on.

No blog post without a picture so here is a photo of some of the paintings that will be hanging at Dodo Beach Records till the end of January. Dodo beach is a cool vinyl store close to Conspiracy Inc. so if you have a bit of extra time before or after your appointment here, then go check out their selection of cool vinyls and my contribution to the decor for the next couple of months. There is new paintings of some of my favorite musicians, artwork I did for bands, and photos of different bands I have taken. So please go take a look and maybe buy a print or a painting or maybe just a couple of records.

   I am pretty sure I won't be able to do as good a job on this blog as Amalie have done so far but I will try my best. 
 We all wish her the best in the future.

Friday, December 12, 2014

Thank you and goodbye ❤

Dearest readers of this blog, and clients of Conspiracy Inc.

I'm sad to have to announce that i am no longer going to be working at Conspiracy Inc.
As most of you know, me and Allan split up earlier in the year, and while we initially planned on keeping the shop together, we've had to realize that it's just not working out.

I've had over 10 awesome years at three different locations, in two different countries, and it's been a fucking blast.
I've loved managing the shop, being part of the process of building and decorating each shop, taking pictures for the instagram, and just being a part of making the studio what it is today.
Hell, i even enjoyed the tube cleaning years!
But most of all getting to know so many awesome people.

Conspiracy Inc. has the worlds best clients, who've always been extremely generous and thoughtful, and i'm happy to have met them all, and to have the privilege of calling some of them my friends.

I started writing this blog way back in 2009, and whether you just come for the guest artist updates, pop by in a while to see what's new, or have been with me from the start; thanks so much for reading!

I wish Allan and his crew all the best in the future.

Ps. To make bookings easier, please write to:

onkelallan@gmail.com to book with Uncle Allan
wendy_p@live.com.au to book with Wendy Pham
matthewgordon@live.com.au to book with Matthew Gordon
and ftw@jakubsettgast.com to book with new guy Jakub Settgast

I could have posted any picture here, but i want you to remember me like this, dear readers: commanding a space ship while wearing Jeffrey Campbell's

Friday, November 14, 2014

Dino invasion!

Finally (finally!) our former colleague, and current friend, from the land of Copenhagen, the mighty Dino Baby, is coming to visit us again in Berlin, and this time he will be tattooing as well!

He will be at the shop from November 29th until December 7th, and if you would like to get tattooed by him during that time, send an email to tankrjc@gmail.com and he will book you right in.

Friday, October 31, 2014

December guests and other news

As you probably know, if you've been keeping up with the blog, Uncle Allan is currently in Japan.
What you might not know is that he has a few spots open at Inkrat in November!
So hurry up and send him a mail if you wanna grab one: onkelallan@gmail.com.
We have also started booking for January, so if you wanna get tattooed by Uncle Allan in Berlin this winter, go ahead and email us now.

Now to the guest part of the post!
In December we have the pleasure of once again welcoming Nil Marques to the shop.
He'll be here on the 8th and 9th of December, and you can book with him by sending an email to conspiracyinctattoo@gmail.com.
As always, please include your ideas for the design, placement, budget and preferred date and i'll hook you up!
See more of his work on the instagrams.

Oh, you thought that was it?
Lol, nope...
Yesterday i got confirmation that everyone's favorite tattooer/publisher/international man of mystery/babybird, Electric Pick, is coming back to Berlin in March!
If you have a piece in progress, you can email him to secure your spot right away, everyone else can start emailing him this Saturday when official booking starts: pick@electricpick.com.

We also currently have Jakub Settgast with us, so go check out his stuff on instagram, and send him an email if you wanna get tattooed.
Holy shit, do you have options, huh?

Ok, so i'm just gonna go ahead and assume you're all familiar with Uncle Allan and Electric Pick's work, so here are a few tattoos by Nil.

Stay tuned for more news!!

Monday, September 29, 2014

New stuffs!

Just a quick little post to let you know that a) we have added two new limited Uncle Allan prints to the shop, and b) Jamie still has appointments available for this and next week.
Yup, that is it!
See and purchase prints in our big cartel shop, and read this post to read more about Jamie and Dean's guest spot.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Uncle Allan in Tokyo

Yes, you read that headline right!
Uncle Allan is returning to Tokyo, and will be tattooing at Inkrat Tattoo iKōenji as always.
He will be in Japan from the 18th of October until the 18th of November, and although he obviously won't be tattooing every day, there should be plenty of time to get some awesome work done by him.
If you'd like to book with him, send an email to Hata at inkrat00@yahoo.co.jp.

In other not-really-news, Uncle Allan is attending this years London Tattoo Convention!
As always, he'll be doing walk-ups only, so get to his booth early to check out the flash he has available, and secure your spot.
Below is a little sneak peek of some of the designs you can get tattooed.
If you don't see anything you like, or you'd like something similar but not at the convention, i am currently booking apppointments for December in Berlin, so email me at conspiracyinctattoo@gmail.com to book.

Ok, i think that's it for today, right?
Any questions, post them in the comments!

London 2014

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Jamie August and Dean Kalcoff at Conspiracy Inc. in October!

For those of you thinking "damn, i haven't heard about any new awesome guests at Conspiracy Inc. in a while!"
i'm very excited to announce that we have visitors all the way from Australia coming to the shop soon.

We have Jamie August working here on October 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th and 8th, and Dean Kalcoff will be at the shop on October 3rd and 4th.

Send an email to conspiracyinctattoo@gmail.com to book an appointment and please remember to include your ideas for the design, placement, size, budget and preferred date to get tattooed. 

You know, the usual stuff! 

Check out examples of their work below, and click on names to go see more on instagram!

Tattoo by Jamie August

Tattoo by Jamie August

Tattoo by Jamie August

Tattoo by Jamie August

Tattoo by Dean Kalcoff

Tattoo by Dean Kalcoff

Tattoo by Dean Kalcoff

Tattoo by Dean Kalcoff

Monday, August 18, 2014

Andi at Conspiracy in September

Yes, i know we currently have a guest artist with us (who, by the way, has a few openings this week, hint hint), but that doesn't mean i can't give you y'all a bit of info on the next one, right?
Didn't think so!

Next up after Kat is Andreas Eichholt, who will be with us for a very short time on September 12 - 14.
So spaces are obviously pretty limited!
Email Andi at ilove@egoink.de to book an appointment, and take a look at his instagram to see more work.

More guest news coming soon!